The Bird Dropping Report – what cars do birds poop on investigated

Alan’s Factory Outlet surveyed 1,000 American drivers to explore a messy but relatable problem: bird droppings on cars. By combining survey responses with research on bird behavior and parking habits, this report uncovered which vehicles are hit the hardest, which colors attract the most mess, and how much money drivers spend cleaning up. The findings reveal not only surprising insights but also the importance of having protection like carports and garages.

Key Takeaways

  • Ram, Jeep, and Chevrolet are the top three vehicles most frequently targeted by bird droppings.
  • Brown, red, and black cars attract the most bird poop, according to drivers.
  • Over 1 in 2 Americans (58%) say their car has been pooped on more than once in the same day.
  • 29% of Americans feel like birds have “targeted” their vehicle.
  • Nearly 1 in 4 Americans (24%) spend over $500 each year on car washes and repairs due to bird droppings.
  • 1 in 5 Americans (21%) would invest in a car cover or garage to avoid bird mess, and they’d pay an average of $50/month for better protection.

Car Brands and Colors Birds Target Most

Car owners often debate whether certain makes or colors are more vulnerable to bird mess, and the data from our survey suggests they may be right.

Infographic ranking car brands most often pooped on by birds, with Ram, Jeep, and Chevrolet at the top.

Ram, Jeep, and Chevrolet topped the list of vehicles most likely to be splattered. Other frequently targeted brands included Nissan, Dodge, and Kia, while Tesla, Audi, and Subaru also made the top ten. This spread shows that both domestic and imported brands are at risk. Color also played a noticeable role. Brown, red, and black cars drew the most unwanted attention from above, while lighter colors like white and silver/gray ranked lower.

Infographic showing how often Americans deal with bird droppings on cars, with most reporting weekly or monthly.

For many drivers, bird droppings are a regular headache. Over half of Americans (58%) said their car had been pooped on more than once in the same day, and nearly a third (29%) felt like birds had personally “targeted” them. Lexus (47%), Tesla (39%), and Dodge (35%) drivers felt the most targeted by birds.

More than 1 in 10 drivers (11%) even reported paint damage caused by droppings. These experiences often lead to frequent car washes. Over half of drivers (57%) have paid for a car wash specifically to clean off bird droppings, and 39% said they have to wash their cars multiple times a month because of it.

The costs add up quickly. Nearly 1 in 4 drivers (24%) spent more than $500 annually on car washes and repairs related to bird mess. Tesla and BMW owners were among the most impacted, with two-thirds of each brand spending over $500 per year.

Parking Habits and Prevention Attempts

Parking choices made a big difference in how often cars were hit.

Infographic on how parking and protective measures affect bird droppings on cars, including interest in car covers or garages.

Nearly one-third of Americans (29%) had changed their usual parking spot to steer clear of bird droppings, while 55% admitted their current setup provided little to no protection. Many went out of their way for a cleaner car: 38% said they would walk up to a block just to avoid parking under “poop zones.” Drivers of Toyota (17%), Honda (15%), and Chevrolet (7%) vehicles were the most likely to make these adjustments.

Bird droppings even disrupted daily life for some. More than 1 in 20 Americans (6%) had canceled or delayed plans because their car was too dirty, and over 1 in 10 (14%) had gotten droppings on themselves while getting in or out of their vehicle.

To prevent the mess, about 1 in 5 Americans (21%) said they would invest in a car cover or garage addition, with many willing to spend around $50 per month for added protection. Covered options such as carports also offered a practical solution for drivers looking to avoid these costly and frustrating cleanups.

Source: The Bird Dropping Report

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