Russian Billionaire Installs Laser Shield on Floating Lair

Get this,

Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich has a rather curious new addition built in to his latest oversized yacht. The 557-foot boat Eclipse, the price tag of which has almost doubled since original plans were drawn to almost $1.2 billion, set sail this week with a slew of show-off features, from two helipads, two swimming pools and six-foot movie screens in all guest cabins, to a mini-submarine and missile-proof windows to combat piracy.

[….] Ambramovich has installed an anti-paparazzi “shield”. Lasers sweep the surroundings and when they detect a CCD, they fire a bolt of light right at the camera to obliterate any photograph.

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/09/russian-billionaire-installs-anti-photo-shield-on-giant-yacht/

Dutch government will store fingerprints in central database

Because we all know how safe centralised government databases are, the Dutch are now preparing to store all fingerprints the get. At first this will happen per region and later all the databases will be linked and centralised.

Dutch privacy organisations have protested at the EU, but they have declined the protest as the European courts feel other avenues had not been exhausted.

Europa wijst protest vingerafdrukdatabase af – UPDATE | Webwereld.

XP no longer being patched by MS

Even though they keep supporting Internet Explorer 6, they’re not going to support XP?

Microsoft had stated the reason for continuing support for IE6 was that it came with Windows XP and so they had to keep supporting it. Now it turns out that they’re not supporting XP either. Not exactly their road map, but oh well.

XP is thus fully broken, with a security hole in the TCP/IP implementation.

You’re doing well, MS – it took you long enough to fix the hole for Vista et al as well!

Microsoft: No TCP/IP patches for you, XP.

UK Gov loses MORE data!

Yet again the UK has managed to fluff it, losing a USB stick with all the logon data (yes, and passwords) to the UK Government Gateway. This holds all kinds of data about UK Citisens.

With the plan to link National ID cards to crime databases, they UK will not only give anyone who can access the databases a whole lot of personal information, but they’ll probably mail it to the local crime syndicate on USB stick, unencrypted.

Now it seems that project STORK is about linking all of these databases – across the EU! This means that the next time the UK loses this kind of data (which it most certainly will), it won’t just be UK citizens and armed forces and MI5/6 personell that are fucked, it’ll be the WHOLE EU!

How much of the EU’s data will the UK lose? • The Register.

UK Gov wants big brother, Lords doesn’t

Quite surprisingly, the heriditiary rules of the UK, the House of Lords, is fighting vigorously for the UK populace’s right to privacy. Probaby because they know the first people the government will go after is them. The Government isn’t having any of it. They say that we can trust them to treat the data securely and safely. Like they’ve shown many times they can’t.

Hitler Jugend makes it to the UK

Children as young as seven are being recruited to tattle on their neighbours. They are being taught how to collect evidence unseen as well as being given a special action pack complete with all the information and items you need to spy on your community in order to prosecute legally. They are calling themseslves ‘Street Champions’. My suggestion for a better name? ‘Cowardly Narc Pawns’.

UK Launches db of EVERY CHILD in the UK

Well there it is: every baby will be stamped with a digital prison tatoo at birth. Only *cough* 300.000 childcare professionals – who are especially trustworthy technically adept people who will NEVER compromise the integrity of the database and leak data to anyone else, just like the UK government never does – will have full, unfettered access to every detail of your spawn’s life.

UK Internet records to be stored for a year

Well, in the Netherlands they’ve been stored for 5 years since around 2002, so there’s hardly any news there. What is news, however, is that the UK government seems to be giving this information to all and sundry to peruse at their leisure. Whether this is because they know they can’t secure it or because they think privacy is an outdated construct, I don’t know. Glad I’m not living in that oppressive country though.

Brein bullys Dutch Bittorrent sites

Brein, which is like the Dutch version of RIAA, went and physically visited a server colo host and through intimidation and threats managed to get him to take the sites down. Under Dutch law, running a bittorrent site isn’t illegal. That’s currently being decided by the outcome of the Mininova lawsuit.
That these kind of strong arm tactics are permissible in Holland is disgraceful.
Basically Brein is behaving like a bunch of thugs.

Deutsche SS Storm Wikileaks owners’ house

The German government has stormed Wikileaks’ owners house for ‘distribution of pornographic material’ after Wikileaks published the censorship lists of Australia and several other countries.
Is this a sign of the rising of the Fourth Reich – nip the opposers voices in the buds for complete control of your remaining, potty trained and scared shitless population?

OV Chipkaart – following the Dutch

The OV chipcard is something like London’s Oyster cards. They allow people to use busses, trams and trains all over the country. One of the problems though, is that the Dutch public transport system isn’t nationalised, it’s privatised, meaning there are loads of different companies all over the country.

Anyway, it turns out that not only does the chipcard store all your rides from all these companies, it also allows anyone with a reader (such as the conductors on trains) to see where you’ve been and gone – from stop to stop, across all these companies.

That’s a bit sick in my mind.

12 million UK Tax logins found in car park

Basically anyone who’d ever used the Government Gateway for payment or any of the myriad other systems had their logins on this memory stick, as well as the source code to the system itself. This shows what a fantastic idea centralised databases are, especially single sign on systems, when held in the capable hands of a government who has an incredible record of giving away military service personnell data, civilian data, laptops with confidential data and imagery of women undressing caught on the fantastic camera spying system to all and sundry.