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380 ways to freak out your roommate
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
42. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter “Gotta save space,” twenty times while twitching violently.
53. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
64. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you’re holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.
106. Pretend to shower often but only wash your hair in the sink. See how long it takes your roommate to notice.
129. Get your roommate’s social security number. Call the registrar and switch all of his/her classes. Tell your roommate at the end of the term that the Philosophical Environmental Anthropology exam is supposed to be really hard. Wish him/her luck.
193. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if s/he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
229. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they’re stupid and they don’t know what they’re talking about.
Non smoking in pubs has special problems
Boten Anna
Another new meme from Norway or Sweden (cant tell which): Boten Anna
This is the original (with Dutch subtitles)
Random net humor
Lightsaber fighting techniques
The CannaCave
Marriage contract?
Strange Buildings
Lighting from 20 metres away
US Drinking laws
Demotivators
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Great demotivational videos and posters to hang up as well
Collins Word Exchange
eNetIconAppliance Online Internet Fridge
Kazachstan Government catches up to Borat
Patent office gone made
The journal Nature said patent 6,960,975 was granted Nov. 1 to Boris Volfson of Huntington, Ind., for a space vehicle propelled by a superconducting shield that alters the curvature of space-time outside the craft in a way that counteracts gravity.
Maybe you could use it to put in bra’s!
Wine ageing in minutes
The basic laws of stupidity
Talk Like A Pirate Day
Plane caught getting fried
Film inspired reality!
Garrick Hamm, Creative Director, Williams Murray Hamm and D&AD Education Chairman adds, “I always hope to come away from student judging with the names of a couple of new, exciting creatives, or a killer idea to share with the rest of my studio – but nothing prepared me for dog shit! Not only was this a clever, environmentally useful idea but it was extremely well thought through and the execution was slicker than an Italian racing driver. If these creatives haven’t got jobs by the end of the summer, please send me an email…but I have a funny feeling they will be busy
There supposed to be something on here as well
Sailors go for the pirates
Search engines
Someone put together an interesting list of search engines and their ranges.
http://www.philb.com/whichengine.htm
Enormous woman to be built
The woman, with breasts and hips up to 100ft high, will be created 10 miles north of Newcastle from the waste material generated by open-cast mining, with each of her enormous curves concealing millions of tons of mining spoil.
Now this is a good way to use excavated ground!