Skull helmet makes you look badass on your Segway

Tired of looking like a wuss on your Segway? Then put down your bike helmet and put on the Skull Helmet from Santiago Chopper. Owning anything from a place called Santiago Chopper is guaranteed to add +1 to your self esteem, but this brain bucket (that’s cool biker slang for “helmet”) will “scare the crap out of any onlookers while you’re enjoying your mid day [sic] cruise.” Also recommended for spastic World of Warcrafters who frequently “biff” or “auger” during extended gameplay sessions as this will prevent the ensuing “cranial disharmony.” And since this “lid” is only $149, you can afford to get one for your “betty” too.


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