Incredibly, they’ve gone and made a high budget version of…

DONKEY PUNCH!!!! 😀

My favorite review of all time is on that movie, I’m sure you ALL
remember it 😀

(Here it is again, should you wish to reperuse it at your leisure:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/donkey-punch.php)

YES!

And the point of this message?

THEY’VE REMADE AND RE-RELEASED IT!!!

Now I’m sure only a tiny minority of you has actually SEEN the
original, but let me tell you. It was… unforgettable.

Anyway, apparently the second version is higher budget than the first
one but just as depraved.

Here is the pile of distress heaped onto it by the completely
disgusted Dialy Mail reporter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035810/Donkey-Punch-vilest-film-Ive-seen-says-AMANDA-PLATELL.html?fark

Julius Popp of Spherical Robots has created a display / monitor by using falling water. The density of the water creates the pixels. The results are fairly amazing:

OK, so this guy does a silly dance and gets it on the internet and becomes vaguely famous. He then goes and gets sponsored by some gum brand to do his silly dance all over the world. After this is released, he becomes quite a bit more famous. Now people are writing in telling him they’d like to be in his dance when he next comes over. So the gum brand sponsors him again and he goes to 49 (!) countries to do his silly dance. People love it and join in!
Yes, I realise it sounds silly, but this is a fantastic video, unbelievably all shot on location and it’ll put a total smile on your face. Well worth watching!

So watch it now!

As an advertisement for DHL, this guy sent a package with a GPS device and a tracker all over the world from destination to destination, and made a drawing that spans the world

Identical twins exchange body parts. Real or fake? Click on the link and decide for yourself…

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

What happens if you take Garfield out of his comic? You’re left with a manic depressive, neurotic Jon, that’s what. Surprisingly the result is readable and funny and even the Davis (the original artist) agrees with the art of this.

The YouTube APIs and Tools open up a full range of YouTube functionality for web pages, software and devices. Users of the API can upload new videos, edit video metadata such as comments and favorites and modify user settings. Your client application can request a list of videos that match specific search criteria, get access to the most popular YouTube videos or retrieve and maintain YouTube user information such as playlists, subscriptions or contacts.

YouTube APIs and Tools – Google Code

Schimmel Pegasus Grand Piano Could Probably Travel Through Time and Space

pegasus.jpgLooking like it belongs in Jeff Vader’s Coruscant bachelor pad, the hand-made Schimmel Pegasus has an ergonomically curved keyboard, over 200 strings under a total tension of 176,520 newtons, and a key assembly composed of 10,000 pieces. Only 14 were made ten years ago for people like Eddie Murphy, Lenny Kravitz, and granfunkmeister Prince. Now you can get into this exclusive club because there’s one for sale until March 15th. More pics and technical details after the jump. Updated with price and other information

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Professor Luigi Colani reimagined the traditional 88 keys and gave the classic grand piano a futuristic organic shape with some virtuoso upgrades. The Pegasus features a ergonomic curved keyboard ( i. e. the keys exhibit a slight curvature ) that encompasses 7 1/4 octaves, a electrically operated hydraulic lid that allows you to control the specific amount of projection desired, a fallboard “soft close” system, the original Schimmel Triplex Scale “CAPE” precision soundboard tri-dimensionally curved and formed with a “high performance” back assembly with tension collector, a Sostenuto pedal (middle pedal), a fully-adjustable integrated black leather upholstered stool extendible in width, height, and distance to the keyboard, and a hard-wearing professional lacquer finish resulting in a grand piano of breathtaking elegance.

The Schimmel Pegasus comes with all this and the guarantee that your skills won’t get any closer to Prince’s than when you played with your Casiotone.

Update: According to the Mr. Koveleski, they are asking only $110,000, and their highest bit is currently at $100,000. The piano is now located in Northern California. The original owner is not any famous person, however, but “the CEO of a famous San Francisco Bay Area music store.” [Automorrow and Autoworldmobilia]

Retromodo: Schimmel Pegasus Grand Piano Could Probably Travel Through Time and Space

Using the contents of a refrigerator you can make some damn pretty landscapes!

What does data look like? There are plenty of ideas that have come out of Madrid at Medialab Prado’s Visualizer workshops.

Many more images and explanations of what they mean in the link!

A very visual blog that allows you to put up an image in a polariod frame and comment the image. More interesting than it sounds.

who killed bambi? is a weblog of art images (so clothing, photography etc, all of a disturbing nature. Very disturbing.

Ways to inventively use light as paintbrushes on photographs you make.

Painting With Light | DIYPhotography.net

Another totally elegant simple idea.

Living Surface is a kit that combines a PC, camera, a projector and software that runs the projection and recognises the shadows on the surface giving the interactivity.

Lit Fuse produce and direct several very nicely made machinima, of which War of Servers is perhaps best known. It’s a full length feature film. They also have some lovely short movies, such as Rusty Whispers Dennis. Very worth looking at.

There are some seriously bizarre things to do in the UK for a day out. The Guardian has a nice list.

Build a tunnel in it…

(more pics in the link)

This has been growing larger and larger on the internets. I think they’re damn funny.

Basically they’re pictures of cats with texts added. Or they’re with sealions, who are looking for their bucket. You can’t explain – follow the links and see.

This article has a few interesting links and some commentary on the meme.

I can has cheeseburger is a brilliant site with loads coming in.

DEAF07 has as it’s title “Interact or Die!”

It will be held between 10 – 29 April in Rotterdam and consists of workshops, seminars, presentations, exhibitions, etc. The program is impressive, this should be worth a visit.

There is a secondary exhibition linked to it called unDEAF, which invites anyone to participate however they like, which will be unjudged or theme restricted – ie. complete chaos. This will be held between 10-15 April.

Don’t you know what a Goatse is?

This story will give you the run down on the best goatse I’ve seen so far. Warning it’s not safe for work 🙂

This is an incredible collection of pictures taken at altitude

Well worth browsing for desktops 🙂

This keyboard can be programmed so that you choose each key’s colour, turning into by far the coolest keyboard ever. Can you get it in programmers’ querty?

You can save your skins, so you can open them for specific applications (read: games)

The celestial almanac has been published, with the dates of meteor showers and planetary viewing in it.