Donkey Punch I and II

Incredibly, they’ve gone and made a high budget version of…

DONKEY PUNCH!!!! 😀

My favorite review of all time is on that movie, I’m sure you ALL
remember it 😀

(Here it is again, should you wish to reperuse it at your leisure:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/donkey-punch.php)

YES!

And the point of this message?

THEY’VE REMADE AND RE-RELEASED IT!!!

Now I’m sure only a tiny minority of you has actually SEEN the
original, but let me tell you. It was… unforgettable.

Anyway, apparently the second version is higher budget than the first
one but just as depraved.

Here is the pile of distress heaped onto it by the completely
disgusted Dialy Mail reporter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035810/Donkey-Punch-vilest-film-Ive-seen-says-AMANDA-PLATELL.html?fark

Where the hell is Matt?

OK, so this guy does a silly dance and gets it on the internet and becomes vaguely famous. He then goes and gets sponsored by some gum brand to do his silly dance all over the world. After this is released, he becomes quite a bit more famous. Now people are writing in telling him they’d like to be in his dance when he next comes over. So the gum brand sponsors him again and he goes to 49 (!) countries to do his silly dance. People love it and join in!
Yes, I realise it sounds silly, but this is a fantastic video, unbelievably all shot on location and it’ll put a total smile on your face. Well worth watching!

So watch it now!

Google opens Youtube

The YouTube APIs and Tools open up a full range of YouTube functionality for web pages, software and devices. Users of the API can upload new videos, edit video metadata such as comments and favorites and modify user settings. Your client application can request a list of videos that match specific search criteria, get access to the most popular YouTube videos or retrieve and maintain YouTube user information such as playlists, subscriptions or contacts.

YouTube APIs and Tools – Google Code

Retromodo: Schimmel Pegasus Grand Piano Could Probably Travel Through Time and Space

Schimmel Pegasus Grand Piano Could Probably Travel Through Time and Space

pegasus.jpgLooking like it belongs in Jeff Vader’s Coruscant bachelor pad, the hand-made Schimmel Pegasus has an ergonomically curved keyboard, over 200 strings under a total tension of 176,520 newtons, and a key assembly composed of 10,000 pieces. Only 14 were made ten years ago for people like Eddie Murphy, Lenny Kravitz, and granfunkmeister Prince. Now you can get into this exclusive club because there’s one for sale until March 15th. More pics and technical details after the jump. Updated with price and other information


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Professor Luigi Colani reimagined the traditional 88 keys and gave the classic grand piano a futuristic organic shape with some virtuoso upgrades. The Pegasus features a ergonomic curved keyboard ( i. e. the keys exhibit a slight curvature ) that encompasses 7 1/4 octaves, a electrically operated hydraulic lid that allows you to control the specific amount of projection desired, a fallboard “soft close” system, the original Schimmel Triplex Scale “CAPE” precision soundboard tri-dimensionally curved and formed with a “high performance” back assembly with tension collector, a Sostenuto pedal (middle pedal), a fully-adjustable integrated black leather upholstered stool extendible in width, height, and distance to the keyboard, and a hard-wearing professional lacquer finish resulting in a grand piano of breathtaking elegance.

The Schimmel Pegasus comes with all this and the guarantee that your skills won’t get any closer to Prince’s than when you played with your Casiotone.

Update: According to the Mr. Koveleski, they are asking only $110,000, and their highest bit is currently at $100,000. The piano is now located in Northern California. The original owner is not any famous person, however, but “the CEO of a famous San Francisco Bay Area music store.” [Automorrow and Autoworldmobilia]

Retromodo: Schimmel Pegasus Grand Piano Could Probably Travel Through Time and Space

who killed bambi?

who killed bambi? is a weblog of art images (so clothing, photography etc, all of a disturbing nature. Very disturbing.

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The mission
A dangerous criminal gang is riding the net. They act in the dark, exploring the most sinister places, in search for the bloody heart of talent and creativity. Their favourite victims are banality, conformism, lack of humor and good will at any cost. Killing Bambi is a good metaphor for their mission. They are unarmed, actually, but they can still hurt.
So be careful…

These are some recent submissions

Dutch Electronic Art Festival 07

DEAF07 has as it’s title “Interact or Die!”

It will be held between 10 – 29 April in Rotterdam and consists of workshops, seminars, presentations, exhibitions, etc. The program is impressive, this should be worth a visit.

There is a secondary exhibition linked to it called unDEAF, which invites anyone to participate however they like, which will be unjudged or theme restricted – ie. complete chaos. This will be held between 10-15 April.

The best Goatse Story Ever

Don’t you know what a Goatse is?

Basically, it’s a picture disguised for a while as something innocuous, and when enough people are looking at it, or when they least expect it, you change the picture to a horrible, disgusting one of a huge distended arsehole. It’s one of the most shocking things IMHO you can find on internet ever.

This story will give you the run down on the best goatse I’ve seen so far. Warning it’s not safe for work 🙂