Earlier in the UK, they’ve decided that in order for you to be anywhere near a child, you need to be government vetted, a useless and innefective process that only shows security theatre.
Now, park attendants have been ordered to interrogate adults spotted without children. Adults in the park must have a good explanation for being there, or otherwise they will be kicked out. By a Park attendant. Who is obviously totally trained to spot dangerous people and situations. Not. Other than the fact that they are in no way capable of this kind of security selection, aren’t parks there for the entertainment of everyone? Is everyone without kids now a suspected paedophile? Maybe we should just have everyone neutered at birth, that way there’s no way a peadophile could ever endanger a child.